D will explain. Look behind the cupid in my office.
I understand your frustration but there is no reason for you to take that tone with me. It certainly wasn't MY idea! Do you really think I would have done it if I had any other choice?
My dungeon may have been dark and dank but it had plumbing that worked and hot meals on demand. D. may have been a meddling old fool but he did keep me out of Azkaban. What do I have to look forward to now? Sucking up to the Dark Lord? Pandering sycophants and their sniveling spawn? A few rounds of cruciatus and then if everything goes well the Dementor's Kiss! Oh yes, this is certainly MY dream come true!
Hiding D's portrait behind a painting of cupid was not my idea, I believe you can blame that on Dobby. The 'diary' we are using to communicate is all D's though, as though the peace sign and smiley faces don't give that away.
No, I do not yet know where we are located. Yes, I am at You-Know-Who's hide out. But